by Mike Fennelly

No posers, or pleas for rapidly falling teenybopper stars to marry aging Turkish freelance journalists in this post, folks – just a list of where I’ve been spending my time online, and a question to the readers about what they read when they should be working.

First up : The Gawker Media Conglomerate :

The Consumerist, Gizmodo, and Lifehacker – Lifehacker to learn how to be more productive in less time, so there’s more time to slack off, Gizmodo to buy toys to take up all of my newly discovered free time, and The Consumerist to let me know who to complain to, and how to do it effectively when my new tech toys burst into flame when you so much as look at them.

Next : The Damn Liberals Ruined Everything :

DailyKos, crooksandliars, and thinkprogress : Because I’m a bleeding heart liberal who will tax and spend you to death while forcing you to homosexually marry pot smoking abortion addicts. Also, I can watch Colbert and The Daily Show on crooksandliars sometimes.

Next : “Please stop pooping in the house! Please?”

Westie Club of America, Dumb Friends League/Humane Society of Denver, and the SFSPCA – because we just got this guy.

So -  What keeps you pretending to be busy at work? Let us know – that’s why we have a comments section, y’know.

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