by Mike Fennelly

Okay – The last thing I want to do is join the celebrity blogosphere, but I got this from a friend fresh off the wire, and I figured if Mehir is still looking for someone to kiss, he could do worse, eh?

“Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.” In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.”

This is your chance, Mehir. We’ve already established beyond any reasonable doubt that Britney’s standards are… how you say? Lax. This is your time to swoop in with champagne and roses, or whatever a Turkish Stallion such as yourself would use to make the romancing with your woman, and give up on that silly Borat lawsuit. If you really want to eclipse Borat’s fame, there’s only one thing you can do.

Marry Britney.

I’m going to call on all of you, PopDigerati’s loyal readership, to open up your rolodexes, search your contact lists, and show the tenacity of Brian Herzlinger.

We can…nay, we MUST make this love connection happen.

So, Mehir – If you’re reading this, you’d better get your best leisure suit on and douse yourself in the finest Turkish cologne, before our pal Jonny the Monkey gets to her. Hey, she married K-Fed, who’s to say that a monkey is beneath her?

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